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JOHN KERRY - Totally looks like Herman Munstar




A PHOTO OF THE TEAM THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN - (according to Obama)


TAGS: obama classless spike the ball political loser
Rating: 4.68/5

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arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
As it turns out, Biden was trying to convince obama not to go thru with the mission. Said it was potentially political suicide if the mission failed.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Obama was playing golf- had nothing to do with the plan! The truth shall set us free! http://godfatherpolitics.com/7475/obama-was-golfing-while-osama-plan-unfolded-without-him/


GO GET EM' JOE -


TAGS: biden hell s ngels biker chick
Rating: 4.79/5

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JGalt - December 17, 2013, 3:52 am
This is a hoot- Joe give advice to a UNH student, fails to follow his own advice- as liberals typically adise "DO as I say, not as I do..." http://theblacksphere.net/2013/12/joe-biden-cops-holly-jolly-feel/
oldgun - September 10, 2012, 7:46 pm
He's like the annoying jerk at a party that knows nothing but talks real loud and tries to tell you how much he knows. Yeah, he's honest..
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:09 pm
*heart*
foxrecon19d - September 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
I actually like Joe Biden. He is not polished and he speaks from his heat. So, he makes lots of gaffes. But it also means he is honest.
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 3:01 pm
LOL. This is funny. Good one.


DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN - The Navy Seals couldn't have done it without me!




POLITICIANS - Are like diapers... You need to change them regularly... And for the same reason




China's, New people's daily newspaper, headquarters -


TAGS: this building looks like ****
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 8:15 pm
..Miss you Curly.. Where you been, Comrade?
Thedewd - October 29, 2017, 6:17 am
It looks like the Obama Presidential Lie-Barry...
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 10:55 pm
Funny.


OBAMANOMICS - No matter how much they try to make it look and sound good- it still stinks.




the only clinton -




100% REAL U.S. MARINE CORPS HERO -




LIBERAL WHINING AND CRYING- SOUNDS LIKE VICTORY -




IS THERE REALLY ANY DIFFERENCE -




OBAMANOMICS IS LIKE LADY GAGA SHOES - Uncomfortable, Too unconventional, too expensive, too impractical for everyone and puts your health and general welfare at extreme risk.




7 years in the making -




Hollyweird Liberal Hypocrite -




Dear Mike Pence -




LIBERAL MYTH #31 - Liberals are always honest about their agendas during an election.




RICH BILLIONAIRES -




CONCUSSION - yeah, that's it!


TAGS: likely story
Rating: 4.2/5

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andy30 - December 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
Did Bill just put on a wig and take her place to get back in the game?!?


GOD CASTS HIS VOTE - Failing to make a Good Fri or Easter statement and drop the word "Creator" from the Declaration of Independence on multiple speeches is too much for Him. BO did recognized Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, & Eid-ul-Adha.




WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -




SNICKERS MOMENT - without renouned chefs flying in this week, Obama begins eating his hand as a snack. Someone throw him a snickers bar!




Guns, gays, and abortion -




OH, PROMISES PROMISES - Don't believe Liberal rhetoric at election time




CARTER HAD IRAN, OBAMA HAS EGYPT - Remaining on the sidelines has its downside. Instability in Africa/Middle East can wreak havoc with our own markets and the economic recovery.




PRESIDENTIAL HURRICANES - This is how our founding fathers view our liberal presidents in terms of the destruction to our nation




HOT AIR BALLOON -




HAVE YOU HEARD HIM? - No one else has either... Or Cares




RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.




CALLS FOR MAY 1 GENERAL STRIKE - UNEMPLOYED.




OWS MAY 1 GENERAL STRIKE - How do you: Strike without a job? Bank/shop without money? Do chores when you live in mommy's basement?




'Trayvon could have been me 35 yrs ago' -


TAGS: obama could also be the 61 people that died in chicago this past year and have kids that look like those 61 people
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 20, 2013, 1:10 am
Choomers of a feather flock together?
foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
How dare he insult Trayvon by comparing himself to him


Attention low info voters -




And..... -




THE SILENCE FROM THE LEFT IS DEAFENING -


TAGS: obama administration drone strikes
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - May 23, 2014, 1:51 pm
Are they out yet? I have an opinion on the matter, I just want to make sure...
foxrecon19d - May 21, 2014, 12:41 pm
crankyhead, who is not, I repeat NOT, a paid Obama web-surfer, will not comment on this poster until the official Obama talking points come out.
EmmaRoydes - May 21, 2014, 11:38 am
To add insult to injury: David Barron has been nominated by obama to the first circuit court of appeals. He's the guy that wrote the legal opinion for obama that was the legal basis for drone killing of American citizens.


TO THINK .... - a stain on a dress was was our nations biggest problem 15 years ago?




" ENEMY OF THE STATE " - " Iranian police arrest water pistol 'rebels'. These people have committed very ugly and immoral acts."




Vote for a Democrat -


TAGS: trusting a politician is like trusting a predator to babysit your kid
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 27, 2014, 12:13 am
Correction: "They know how to fix elections!"


In the land of plenty -


TAGS: borrow from china buy foreign oil from countries that dont like us
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Because Fracking is evil, and we can some how reduce our carbon footprint by moving the dirty jobs to foreign nations.


Here's an idea -




DR. EVIL - is here to give you his money




BIKE ONE - peddling for green jobs




like.... -




DEMOCRAT? - Most likely!


TAGS: likely democrat
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - October 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
democrats don't work.. she will have plenty of time to get there with her subsidied bus pass and her directly deposited welfare check.


OH JOE -




Legal Marihuana -




IT'S ABOUT TIME - To get rid of PBS: Prejudiced Bullcrap Stuff


TAGS: likely democrat
Rating: 4.83/5

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vbattaile - October 8, 2012, 3:53 pm
Stop funding it with borrowed money....


The blind eye sees none -




The Democrat way -




LEFT-WING LIBERALS CLAIM OBAMA'S AIR STRIKES AGAINST ISIS "HIGHLY EFFECTIVE" -




" PRICE OF BRASS GOING UP " - S. Korea warns of pre-emptive strike against North over nuclear tests.




REMEMBER WHEN OBAMA TOLD YOU THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY THEORY? -




UNION GREED - The average Verizon tech makes 91k a year with 44k in benefits. Guess how much America's growing numbers of unemployed make?




VIGILANTE - Spike Lee Endangers A Private Citizen In Pursuit Of "Vigilante Justice"




VIRGINIA DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN MIKE DICKINSON -




RABID LIBERALS - They are like zombies, they want to eat your brains ...




FOUR MORE YEARS - Because prosperity by cutting spending is insane




DON'T DRONESTRIKE ME BRO! -




REINCARNATION - Is that you Herbert Hoover?




OBAMADUNDANCY -




in celebration of our victory in the cold war -




PENSION SPIKING - Wonder why collective bargaining has become such an offensive term? Try Pension spiking: Union members learn how to stack the deck to spike their pensions in their favor...




SLAVERY -


TAGS: democrats liked it
Rating: 4.33/5

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PapaFox - February 11, 2013, 12:33 pm
Actually it was Southern Democrats. Northern Democrats opposed slavery. Shall we talk about how Christians fought to keep it as well?
Renza - February 11, 2013, 9:47 am
technically the confederacy didn't really have defined political roles... but credit to Lincoln who was a moderate republican of the time.


Tonight's forecast -




A WEENSIE LIE?? - Why isn't Weiner calling for an FBI investigation of his phone being hacked? Isn't he worried about national security and ensuring that the hacker is found and punished?




TANTRUM -




A REAL FEMINIST - Austrailian Prime Minister Julia Gillard in Afghanistan. NO HIJAB




People helping people -




LIBERAL MYTH #5 - During an election year, Democrats are proud of their accomplishments.




DIGNITY, REFINEMENT, AND HONESTY. - Too bad Harry doesn't have any of those qualities.




ROLE MODELS - We sure have come a long way in the last 50 years. Nobel prize for not being Bush, the other recognized for his preoccupation with Bush.




HANDGUN SAFETY -




IMAGINE - what is would be like if Democrats did to high tech, what they did to our health care system....




" NEXT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER " - For preventing Iran obtaining Nuclear weapons.




KOOL AID - Never liked Never will




CLIMATEGATE - Facts like colder winters are stubborn things to reconcile! Junk science at its best.




JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it.




STRIKE OUT - Barry Strikes out at his G20 summit. Its different in the big leagues, (a LOT different than community organizing).




CONVENIENCE - It saves me money when whining artists openly declare that they don't want my money or support.




COWARD IN CHIEF - Socialist Cowards all think alike




FASCISM -




WE NEED MORE LIKE IKE -


TAGS: ike
Rating: 3.58/5

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foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:08 pm
My friend, there are many Australians whom I have served with who do not share your views. But, I tell you what. Convince THEM that there are absolutely no bad people in the world except soldiers.Then get back to me.
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:05 pm
I would become a politician? because politicians don't start wars, right?
terroraustralis - January 9, 2013, 3:28 pm
that includes unconstitutional executive orders, which are abused by the president and used to start wars and a**asinate people. fighting for the military does nothing for peace, when those in charge of the military do not fight to acheive peace.
terroraustralis - January 9, 2013, 3:26 pm
fox, if you really wanted to create a world without weapons, you would become a politician, run for congress, dismantle the federal reserve and do nothing except fight against unconstitutional laws (I.E. prohibition of guns, prohibition of drugs, etc)
deerbag2 - January 9, 2013, 11:50 am
Ike is underrated.
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 11:11 am
We fight war because we hate war. We fight war because we want to end war. It's an ironic Catch 22. We fight to defend the lives of children, then return to a nation where we are called baby-killers.
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 11:07 am
I agree. Strangely, the reason why I choose to stay in the military so long is because I want to do my part in creating a world where weapons and people like me eventually become obsolete and no longer needed.


FLEAS - a blood-sucking parasite that lives off of others, it breeds promiscuously, and it's nearly impossible to get rid of. In other words- Democrats




LEGAL IMMIGRANTS - They don't like the illegals any more than us Americans do.




IN THE FACE OF A 3.2 BILLION DEFICIT -




BIG GOV'T LIBERALS ARE LIKE TERMITES - They do nothing but multiply rapidly, chew through resources rapidly and destroy pretty much everything they touch!




FIRST AMENDMENT NEED NOT APPLY - UCLA Law Prof states Gov't should yank Fox off the air. Hell, why not go for martial law too, while you are at it.




CREEPING LIBERALISM - unchecked liberalism infecting our society the past 50 years like a metastatic cancer,can no longer be ignored. Vote them out in November


TAGS: like a cancer
Rating: 3.36/5

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NOW INTRODUCING . . . - . . . the Global Warming Boogey Man.




THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE - To Keep And Bear Arms, Shall Not Be Infringed




ILLEGAL FOREIGNERS -




PROPAGANDA, WHAT PROPAGANDA? - Joseph Goebbel's catchphrase,sound familiar?




BAHRAIN - That dream of democracy in the Middle East isn't exactly working out for us. I of course blame Bush.




1 IN 4 CALL HIM MUSLIM - Why would anyone believe a man who has referred to the muslim call to prayer, "one of the most beautiful sounds on earth" is actually a muslim??? (if it looks, walks and quacks like a duck....... its probably...)




LOSING HIS ELECTION - LIKE A BOSS!


TAGS: romney losing like a boss
Rating: 2.78/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 4:15 am
Sweet dreams tea baggers, try not to hit anyone on your way down from whatever bridge your jumping off of
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:06 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D... Oh, yeah...looks like Obama still employed.
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 9:11 pm
And REAL UNEMPLOYMENT is much higher since they're not counting those unemployed and not "actively" seeking a job....
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 8:45 pm
8.2% unemployment and climbing...


REPUBLICANS - I'm not saying the Republicans are hypocrites when it comes to the economy: I'm just saying they're no better is all.




NOW I KNOW WHY -




SOUNDS LIKE - A lot of bullshit




REPUBLICANS - You might want to listen to your last progressive president.




DNC: LIKE A BOSS! - Hey, Republicans, you didn't build that! (Clinton DNC Speech hailed by Right&Left as one of the best of its kind ever given!)


TAGS: clinton speech dnc like boss
Rating: 2.5/5

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terroraustralis - September 13, 2012, 9:16 am
oh, you get flattened logic so you change the subject to something completely irrelevant? nice way to demonstrate the superiority of your ideology. try again, second time's the charm, right?
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 8:07 am
A virtual tie with Honey Boo Boo
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 8:07 am
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/honey-boo-boo-ratings-bill-clinton-tlc-368469
terroraustralis - September 6, 2012, 9:01 pm
like a lawyer? you mean to imply that everyone who needs a lawyer is automatically guilty? sir, that makes no sense. try again.
GrouchoMarxist - September 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
When you need a first liar to cover for a 3rd rate liar...
optimusme - September 6, 2012, 8:21 pm
more like Clinton(A LAWYER) spending 45 minutes to convince an American jury that his client is not guilty.. That it was some other guy...


IKE - I wish today's Republicans were more like him.


TAGS: ike gop
Rating: 2.3/5

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